June 2013
i’ve considered buying a microphone to carry with me at all times just in case someone is in desperate need of being told and i can drop it afterwards
it would be absolutely worth it
But then you gotta go…
Anonymous asked you:
This pertains more to my non-fiction writing but I am worried that it may plague my fictions as well. I have been told that my rhetoric is “too advanced” for readers and that I am being exclusionary by writing this way. How would you suggest I make my writing more…
guys its
its there you just
you just have to
look closer…………….
s-see….gangs all here…hahaha…
Everyone hates sea bass BUT WHAT ABOUT HORSE MACKEREL
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him



